C-YA, Colonel K. -- Go Yankees!

The Colonel from Libya finally got his just rewards. He was executed by a Libyan wearing a New York Yankees cap. His body is currently resting in a meat locker, so the UN Human Rights Coalition can investigate his demise. According to them, it's ok to kill someone in combat, but once he is captured, it is not ok to murder him, even though the monster was responsible for hundreds of thousands of Libyans being butchered over the last four decades.

I find it interesting how Obama praised the Libyan rebels yesterday for his demise. I wonder how he would have reacted if one of our soldiers had taken him out in the same manner. Our soldier would probably have been court martialed or tried by Eric Holder for crimes against humanity. Nice double standard, Mr. President, but I'll give you a pass on this execution.

Good riddance to the Colonel, who never promoted himself to a general. I am sure there were no virgins waiting for him in the next life. Instead, since he was killed by a Yankees fan, it would be fitting if he was given 27 New York Yankees World Championship rings made out of pork rinds and an eternity of getting bonked over the head by Babe Ruth's 50 ounce bat.

Rumor has it that both Nich Swisher and A-Rod took the first shots at Khadafy and, of course, missed. The only way this story would have been sweeter if the colonel were wearing a Red Sox cap when he was executed by the "Yankees" fan.

In the immortal words of Yogi - "It ain't over 'til it's over." It's over, colonel, may you get what you deserve in the next life.



 Welcome, Colonel. Adolf and his friends are waiting for you.

 

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