President Neville Obama suggested to Benjamin Netanyahu that Israel should shrink back to its 1967 borders. Ben essentially said "I don't think so".  By using Obama's logic,  perhaps the U.S. should shrink it's borders. Some suggestions:

1. Give Texas back to Mexico. The benefits are obvious for Obama. He would get rid of a red state before the 2012 election and the border problems in this area would calm down.

2. Sell Alaska back to Russia. The benefits are obvious. Russia would immediately suck all of the oil out of the ground and sell it to us. Sarah Palin could become a Russian czar and an oil minister for Putin.

3. Sell the Louisiana Purchase area back to France. The benefits would include getting rid of New Orleans and all its flood-prone areas. The biggest benefit would be that French oil giant TOTAL would drill, baby, drill on all the oil and gas rich areas in this territory.

4. Give Florida back to Spain, on two conditions: Spain must take all the Florida foreclosed sub prime housing along with the land and make Debbie Wasserman-Schultz a citizen of Spain.



Since we won't drill for oil in Alaska, sell it back to Russia and let them drill for it!