MERRY CHRISTMAS !

There is an underground group of liberal  elves that work for Santa. They also spy on him to see what kind of gifts he gives to his favorite beltway blowhards. The group is called Elfi-leaks and they are emailing me throughout the day about Santa's gifts.

President Brack Obama: a map of the U.S., showing the 57 states, a slice of humble pie, and a Pinocchio doll.

First Lady Michelle Obama: Gift certificates from McDonanlds, Burger King, Wendy's, Pizza Hut, and Krispy Kreme.

Vice President Joe Biden: a clown car to commute fo work.

Nancy Pelosi:and Harry Reid: a copy of the just published book: Health Care Legislation for Dummies

Christopher Dodd, the Connecticut Coxcomb: a copy of the just published book: Financial Legislation for Dummies

John Boehner: a lifetime supply of Kleenex.

Mitch McConnell: invisible earmarks for his Kentucky constituents

Chairman Ben Bernanke: a helicopter to disperse all the worthless printed money on the electorate

Hillary Clinton: a dog leash for her husband Bill

Sarah Palin: the book Hunting for RINO's, written by the NRA

Janet Napoletano: a copy of the 364 day calendar, which has no dates, published by the Taliban

James Clapper: the latest version of the Clapper, where you clap your hands, the lights go on and you get the latest terror update.

Lindsey Graham: a stuffed RINO  animal and a pair of flip flops

Rahm Emmanuel: a new pair of 9 fingered black leather gloves

George Soros: a Barack Obama sock puppet

Al Gore: a stocking full of clean coal and a giant windmill for his back yard.

Senator-elect Richard Blumenthal from CT: a Bela Lugosi bobble head doll and a bottle of shower gel.

Governor Chris Cristy: a copy of the best selling conservative book, written by Jim Demint, Just Say No

Allen Grayson, the flaming liberal ex- congressman from Florida,: a guest appearance on the Jerry Springer Show

Debbie Wasserman Schultz: an oil derrick in her back yard and an oil rig on the Florida oceanfront.

Congressman Anthony Weiner: implementation of a tax on hot dogs called the Weiner Tax

Bill Mauer: a visit from God and a reservation from Satan

Senator Carl Levin: a pair of contact lenses

Governor Jerry Brown: an illegal nanny to help run his nanny state.

Meg Whitman: a winning power ball lottery ticket to help pay off her election expenses

Larry Kudlow, CNBC commemetaor: a packet of Mustard seeds

Robert "Third" Reich: the book, How to Speak Slowly and Still Make No Sense

Jim Cramer: CNBC commentator, a DVD of the three NY Giants Super Bowl victories

Joe Klein: a gold plated pipe, with an autographed copy of  Glenn Beck's new book, Liberal Pipe Dreams

Charlie Rangel: a leather bound copy of the IRS Tax Code

Neil Cavuto: a free subscription to the Fox Business Network and a box of cannoli's.

Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh: a sitdown with President Barack Obama

Chris Matthews: a conservative guest for his Sunday show and a tube of Ben Gay to control his leg. tingling

David Gregory: a Howdy Doody Doll with blue hair.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: a starring role in the new movie: Terminator IV: California Destruction

Barney Frank; a pair of velcro strap shoes and a complimentary pat-down from a gay TSA agent

Helen Thomas: a new show for Comedy Central, called the Wicked Witch of the Left

New York Times: a merger with Wiki-leaks to allow more access for its left wing readers.

MSNBC and CNN: an audience



TINGLE BELLS to all the liberals