Wow, Don't Ask, Don't Tell finally passed the Senate and was signed by the Commander-in-Chief. I feel safer already. Don't you? Meanwhile, in the real world, our soldiers are still dieing in Afghanistan in a war that will never end, our borders still leak like a sieve and Janet "Nappy" Napolitano has assured everyone that Homeland Security is on the job "24/7, 364 days a year". She hasn't told the enemy which day of the year is the Homeland Security holiday. She wants to confuse them. Perhaps Wikileaks will figure it out for them.

Beltway Blowhards has learned that the Defense Department is working on regulations (50 pages and counting) on who is entitled to the top or bottom bunks in the barracks. It will be called the "Pitchers and Catchers" clause.




Don't Ask, Don't Tell - I Will Protect You