The Diary of a Wimpy, Toxic President
President Obama is busy working on a new book...The Diary of a Wimpy, Toxic President. In the book, which is in its infancy, there will be wimpy chapters titled:
1. Why I Can't Close Guantanamo
2. KSM ... What's the Rush?
3. Sealing the Arizona Borders, One Soldier at a Time.
4. How to Lose a War by Choosing Not to Win It.
5. My Foreign Apology Tour. I Have Just Begun to Apologize.
6. Spending Taxpayer Money, One Billion at a Time
The Toxic Chapter, which will be written by all the democratic politicians running for re-election will be titled:
1. How to Schedule an Out of Town Event When the President Visits Your District
Michelle Antoinette Obama is also working on a new liberal cookbook: Dining in Spain on $75,000 a Day.
Europe Still Loves HIm, But America Knows Better
1. Why I Can't Close Guantanamo
2. KSM ... What's the Rush?
3. Sealing the Arizona Borders, One Soldier at a Time.
4. How to Lose a War by Choosing Not to Win It.
5. My Foreign Apology Tour. I Have Just Begun to Apologize.
6. Spending Taxpayer Money, One Billion at a Time
The Toxic Chapter, which will be written by all the democratic politicians running for re-election will be titled:
1. How to Schedule an Out of Town Event When the President Visits Your District
Michelle Antoinette Obama is also working on a new liberal cookbook: Dining in Spain on $75,000 a Day.
Europe Still Loves HIm, But America Knows Better
OMG=Obama is Muslim Guaranteed
1. Says the Mosque can be built 500 feet from Ground Zero
2. Sends the Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf who wants to build the mosque on a public relations tour to the Middle East with our taxpayer money!
3. Gives Islamic terrorists rights guaranteed to us under the constitution for example KSM is being tried in civil court and perhaps even in New York City. He is not making this decision however until after the Mid-term election in November.
4. Did not believe the Fort Hood massacre was done in the name of jihad, or the underwear bomber was Muslim, or the Times Square bomber had trained in Yemen.
5. His grandfather Hussein Obama was a Muslim socialist. His father Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. was a Muslim before turning into a self-proclaimed atheist alcoholic. His step-father was a Muslim as pronounced by his step-sister who said the whole family was Muslim.
6. Has not yet 20 months into his presidency had time to choose a church in Washington, D.C. However, has had time to take 6-vacations and go on his fake “Recovery Summer Tour” and play golf more than 24 rounds in the same time frame!
7. Has been the most divisive president in history by pitting: black vs. white, unions vs. non-union workers, state’s rights vs. federal government (both in healthcare and immigration), abortion rights (right to death) vs. right to life, young vs. seniors in his healthcare plan, teachers’ unions vs. food stamp reciepients. He has promoted class warfare, turned global warming into “Climate Change”, and was president while our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have suffered the highest monthly casualties since the beginning of the wars while he is allowing Iran to procure the nuclear bomb.
8. Sent Michelle on a trip to Cordoba, Spain (a symbol of Islamic conquest) on our taxpayer dollar ($75,000 a day).
How out of touch with the average American is this guy we call President?
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