Sarah Palins's book has just been released and has already sold over one million copies. The liberals can't understand why someone who is not one of the DC "elites" can be so popular. To counter her popularity, the following liberal books have been discovered at Boredom Press:

Tingle Bells: Why Liberals Turn Me On, by Chris "Hardball" Mathews. It is scheduled to be released on Christmas Eve.
                                                                                    
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An Inconvenient Bore: How I Made Millions Boring People to Death About Global Warming, by Al Gore

The Book of Babble: Words of Wisdom, by VP Joe Biden, with a foreward by Yogi Berra.

Sub-prime Lending: How to Get a Cheap Mortgage and Have the Government Bail You Out, by Chris Dodd and Barney Frank.

The 2009 Tax Preparers Guide, by Congressman Charles Rangel, with a forward by Tim Geithner

In Search of the Next Victim Class to Exploit, by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, with a forward by Rev. Wright.

December 22, 2012: How Cap and Trade will Save the World from Total Destruction, by Barack Obama

Why Won't She Dance With Me? My Life as a High School Loser, by Hapless Harry Reid, with a foreward by John Boehner

Stretching the Truth Using Botox, by Nancy Pelosi

How to Become a Millionaire after Getting Elected to Congress: Co-authored by the 238 millionaires in Congress

Since most liberals do not read much, these books will be available in Cliff Notes and audio versions.