Pandemic Pelosi, the greatest Speaker of the House according to her adoring colleagues, somehow managed to convince 220 morons to support Obamanable-Care, the liberal legislative scourge of our times. Let's fast foward to see how Obamanable-Care will work in the year 2025.

Obamanable-Care Headquarters, Washington DC

Toll Free Number 1-800-No More Care

The recorded message is: "Thank you for calling Obamanable-Care. Our SEIU office hours are 10 AM to 3 PM, Monday through Friday, except when we are on strike or there is a federal holiday. If you get sick on the weekend, please call back on Monday.

If you are over 65 and are terminally ill, please hang up or press 1 for Death Panel information.

If you require immediate medical attention, please go to the nearest emergency room. Most emergency rooms are located within 100 miles of most citizens.

If you are an illegal alien, please press 0 and a liberal will immediately address your concerns.

If you are a current or former member of Congress, you have called the wrong number. Call 1-800-Gold Standard and you will have a limosine pick you up and take you to the doctor of  your choice.

If you have called this number by mistake, please press 9 and you will hear one of the 48,000 speeches President Obama gave in support of health care reform."



Obamanable-Care 2025: The Future is Bleak