David Letterman got caught with his pants down. The liberal darling of late night TV, who never met an angry liberal he didn't like, was being extorted for a lousy $2 million. The "plot" failed and David is off the hook for now. Here are the top ten reasons to keep watching the Late Show with David Letterman:

1. The name of his production company will be changed to WorldWild Pants Down.

2. He will soon announce a paid endorsement for Trojan condoms.

3. President Clinton, Eliot Spitzer, and Mark Sanford will be invited on the program to share pictures and videos of all their girlfriends.

4. David will announce that he is starring in a new NBC Law & Order episode about the extortion attempt.  In an unusual plot twist, Sarah Palin will be the primary suspect until Glenn Beck discovers the truth!

5. Letterman will announce that defunct Playgirl Magazine will issue a memorial edition with him as the centerfold.

6. Letterman will invite all the lawyers who will be suing him for sexual harrassment. The show will be moved to a bigger studio to accomodate the overflow crowd of lawyers.

7. Letterman will show a clip of his new porn movie entitled...Late Nights with David.

8. The National Organization for Women will come on the show and explain why they only critcize conservative celebrities for sexual harrassment.

9. CBS will show the sexual harrassment video that is required viewing for all CBS employees and then explain to the audience why David Letterman will not be fired.

10. Whoopie Goldberg and Roman Polanski will make a surprise appearance on David's show to express support for his "normal Hollywood behavior".

 
And the top ten reasons.....