Obama Goes on TV and Is Out-FOXED
President Obama, the Bankrupter-in-Chief and Medicineman-in-Chief, taped a bunch of shows for viewing on FIVE liberal Sunday talk shows, including CBS's Face the Nation, NBC's Meet the Press, CNN's State of the Union, ABC's This Week, and of course Univision's Al Punto (I thought Univision was a console people used to use to play games like Pong and Space Invaders, but I guess I am mistaken).
And to put a cherry on top, he will be the sole guest of that tough questioner, David Letterman on Monday. What no MSNBC, where he can be grilled by the Tingler, Chris Matthews?
Of course, he forgot to include FOX News Sunday with Chris Wallace. Why would he want to go on the best Sunday news show which is watched by all those angry mobsters who attend the Tea Parties and actually pay taxes?
Here are a few suggested questions for Letterman to grill the O-Man on Monday:
> "Mr, President, the Evil Bush left you a god-awful economy. Please tell us all the wonderful things your administration has done to pull us out of this malaise that Bush and his Wall Street buddies created.
> Mr. President, you should be congratulated on the fact that the nation has not been attacked since you took office. Do you think your tough, but fair new interrogation guidelines have made the alleged terrorists put down their weapons?
> Mr. President, do you believe all this publicity A C O R N has been getting? Isn't Halliburton a bigger problem?
> Mr. President, do you think Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh should ease up a little bit? After all, you are new to the job.
> Mr. President, do you think you will win a Nobel Peace Prize for cancelling the missile defense system in Eastern Europe? I understand Putin has already nominated you.
> Mr. President, will you be making any more speeches about the most important issues of our time, Health Care Reform and Cap and Trade? We need to hear you every day to keep our focus on how hard you are working for all of us.
> Mr. President, are you really as cool as you seem?
> Mr. President, can I give you a kiss? "
Letterman and Obama: two peas in the same liberal pod
And to put a cherry on top, he will be the sole guest of that tough questioner, David Letterman on Monday. What no MSNBC, where he can be grilled by the Tingler, Chris Matthews?
Of course, he forgot to include FOX News Sunday with Chris Wallace. Why would he want to go on the best Sunday news show which is watched by all those angry mobsters who attend the Tea Parties and actually pay taxes?
Here are a few suggested questions for Letterman to grill the O-Man on Monday:
> "Mr, President, the Evil Bush left you a god-awful economy. Please tell us all the wonderful things your administration has done to pull us out of this malaise that Bush and his Wall Street buddies created.
> Mr. President, you should be congratulated on the fact that the nation has not been attacked since you took office. Do you think your tough, but fair new interrogation guidelines have made the alleged terrorists put down their weapons?
> Mr. President, do you believe all this publicity A C O R N has been getting? Isn't Halliburton a bigger problem?
> Mr. President, do you think Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh should ease up a little bit? After all, you are new to the job.
> Mr. President, do you think you will win a Nobel Peace Prize for cancelling the missile defense system in Eastern Europe? I understand Putin has already nominated you.
> Mr. President, will you be making any more speeches about the most important issues of our time, Health Care Reform and Cap and Trade? We need to hear you every day to keep our focus on how hard you are working for all of us.
> Mr. President, are you really as cool as you seem?
> Mr. President, can I give you a kiss? "
Letterman and Obama: two peas in the same liberal pod
It won't be long before we will be longing for the Carter years.
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