Tuesday should be a special day for the Bankrupter-in-Chief, now Teacher-in-Chief, when he teleprompts his way into millions of classrooms across the country. He is not content to bore us to death with his daily blatherings about health care, now he must propagandize to these kids about what they can do for Mr. Obama.

Just imagine how much better our educational system will be after he talks to the millions of school children on Tuesday. We have gotten a sneak peak at the agenda for Teacher Obama:

Pledge of Allegiance: Van Jones

Silent Prayer: Reverend Wright

Lecture: The Bankrupter-in-Chief

Math Class: VP Joe Biden

Mr. Biden will challenge all the wide-eyed students with the folliwing math quiz:

How many jobs can President Obama save and create if we spend $1 trillion on health care, $600 billion on Crap and Tax, expand the war in Afghanistan, and raise taxes on everybody when the budget deficit explodes out of control?





Will Gore the Bore make a guest appearance to lie to all the kids about Global Warming?