Uh-Oh - Our crack undercover spies just discovered some fine print in the revised Obamanable-Care, or Convoluted-Care, legislation. We had been led to believe that the so-called "Death Panels" were going to be eliminated. However, we have found that INSTEAD of Death Panels, a version of "Cash for Clunkers" has been inserted into the bill while Obama is on vacation. The amendment is called "GOLD FOR GEEZERS".

Here is how it will work ...  If grandma or grandpa is really sick, the government's early geezer cost containment warning system sends out an alert to the faceless bureaucrat.  When the medicare bills exceed $10,000 in any given year, the grandchildren will be counseled on how you can turn in your worthless, sick grandparent to the local dog track for an ounce of gold for every year they are over 65 years old.

So if grandma is 80 years old and grandpa is 85 years old, you will get 35 ounces of gold. The government will then take these useless, sick people off your hands and put them into pill cells where they will be medicated for pain until they die. It is estimated that by medicating the chronically ill instead of treating them, the government will net $20 billion per year if only one million grandparents are turned in to the dog tracks. Think how much money the government will save or create if two million grandparents are taken to the dog tracks each year!

FInally, health care reform the LEFT can believe in!