Wow! The Cash for Clunkers program was a success. The government already blew the billion dollars on the $4,500 per car rebates and supposedly spurred about 250,000 in new auto sales.
 
What's next? Our crack spies have just uncovered from the Pelosi Shredder the following porkulus programs:

Dollars for Donuts (also called the Homer Simpson handout)

Bucks for Bread (have to help the farmers and grocers)

Pesos for Pan (for the illegals who cannot speak English)

Legal Tender for Illegals (to help pay for a one way trip back to Mexico)

Hard Cash for Harleys (what's good for the automobile drivers is good for the bikers)

Cash for Clickers (for purchases of 50 inch and larger flat screen tv's only)

Moolah for Maytags (what woman doesn't need a new washer and dryer?)

Twenties for Fifties (Turn in your OLD and dirty $20 bills for the NEW and crisp $50 bills)

Cash for Clowns (for liberal members of Congress)


Cash for Clowns

And finally.................

Bucks for Beltway Blowhards (available to all members of the House and Senate only - no dollar limit)


 
Chris Dodd was the co-sponsor for this gem