Putin Replies to Joe Gaffe Biden: Your Oil for Our Vodka
From his KGB bunker, Vladimir Putin sent this reply to Joe Gaffe Biden:
Dear Joe: Thanks so much for your honest assessment of our crumbling empire. Yours isn't so hot either. Since you don't want to drill for more oil in Alaska. the people of Russia make you this simple offer: one barrel of distilled vodka for every barrel of oil we extract from Alaska.
Or we will buy back the state for 1,000 times what you sold it to us for in 1867: $170,000,000,000. In case you can't figure the numbers out, that is $170 billion. There is one catch to this offer. Sarah Palin would have to become Russia's Energy Czar. She is the only person in America who appreciates the natural resources in Alaska. And she would be Russia's first czar in 92 years, unlike your country which appoints them about every week!
We await your reply to our generous offer.
Sincerely,
Vlad
PS We'll through in a case of tonic for every barrel of vodka we give you.
Dear Joe: Thanks so much for your honest assessment of our crumbling empire. Yours isn't so hot either. Since you don't want to drill for more oil in Alaska. the people of Russia make you this simple offer: one barrel of distilled vodka for every barrel of oil we extract from Alaska.
Or we will buy back the state for 1,000 times what you sold it to us for in 1867: $170,000,000,000. In case you can't figure the numbers out, that is $170 billion. There is one catch to this offer. Sarah Palin would have to become Russia's Energy Czar. She is the only person in America who appreciates the natural resources in Alaska. And she would be Russia's first czar in 92 years, unlike your country which appoints them about every week!
We await your reply to our generous offer.
Sincerely,
Vlad
PS We'll through in a case of tonic for every barrel of vodka we give you.
Better a Stoli in my hand than oil in the ground!
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