Obamanable-care Headquarters -- another new job created by Obama


This just in...our crack spies at Beltway Blowhards have just learned that Obama is conducting a telephone poll  for people to "vote" for or against his health care package. Here are the telephone #'s:

1-666 BENDOVR for Lesbians and Gays

1-666 DROPDED for people currently on Medicare

1-666 MOOCHER for people currently on Medicaid

1-666 GOBROKE for Taxpayers

We tried the four numbers and each number had the same instructions:

"Thank you for taking our poll about the proposed Obamanable-care legislation.

If you voted for Barack Obama please press 1 and say: 'Yes, I want Obamanable-care'.

If you voted for John McCain please press 2 and hang up.

Thank you for participating in our poll for Obamanable-care. The President will announce the results at one of his 100 public appearances over the next two days."