"The reports of my death are premature"

Reports are circulating that the great leader of the unfree world, Kim Jong "ill" is dieing of pancreatic cancer. What would happen to him if he were a U.S. citizen under nationalized health care? Would the statists ration his care and declare his disease incurable? Is he too short to get health care? Are dictators covered under national health care? Do we accept North Korean Red Cross and Red Shield anymore?

Here's hoping that Kim Jong 'ill" gets the best care that only North Korea can give him.

Billy Joel was wrong when he sang: "Only the good die young."