My Health Care Wish List for the Health Care Fairy Czar
The Health Care Fairy Czar
Dear Health Care Fairy Czar:
I have been reading all the statements out of Washington about how you are going to solve the nation's health care problems. I can't wait to see everyone insured at somebody else's expense. Here is my wish list for my health care benefits:
1. No Deductible and no co-pay.
2. Unlimited access to a family doctor 24/7.
3. The ability to sue for any mistreatment, real or imagined.
4. No waiting in the emergency room. All the illegal aliens will have to be treated at clinics in San Francisco.
5. Free drugs for all my maladies.
6. Unlimited supply of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and Velveeta Cheese paid for with my food stamps. I will then overcome my obesity with free anti-obesity medication.
7. A tube of K-Y Jelly to be sent to all the taxpayers who will have to foot the bill.
Thanks so much,
Jim Dandy
cc Joe Spiro Biden
Free health care for all. Everything in life is free under King Obama. What a god! Joe Biden is the best too! Does he still take the choo choo train home from work every day? What a green giant he is!
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Will this tax increase for people making over 250k etc. also apply to these blowhards?...not likely. I dont make 250k, but it makes me angry because of the principle of it all. Maybe those people making 250k worked there butt of to be where they are, possibly have student loans that the extra money coming out of their pocket can go to. If people want free/universal healthcare, they can head north to Canada, most of the blue states aren't too far away geographically from there anyway.
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