Well, President Blank Check Obama, the Bankrupter-in-Chief, had a few hundred of his liberal buddies over at the White House for a Hawaiian Luau. It was originally scheduled for Hawaii but Homeland Security changed the location because of the threat of a North Korean missile attack on the islands, courtesy of North Korea's dictator-in-chief, One Hung Low.

Obama has been in office for about five months and loves to spend our money on parties and trips. Obama greeted the members of Congress at the luau by saying: "I just want to say to all the members of Congress, you've been working hard. I wish I could give you all trips to Hawaii, but I figured since, given our budget crunch we can't do that, that we'd at least bring Hawaii to you."

He forgot to mention how hard they were working at spending our money on all those pork projects and that they can take all the junkets they want to Hawaii on their own budgets. It was very fitting that pork butt was served to all these horses asses.

Hail Obama, while the King eats high on the hog with his liberal buddies, 1 out of 10 unemployed Americans eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches while they look for work.

Joe Biden was there is his Hawaiian shirt, as were Dickie Durbin and Barney Blather Frank. There are unconfirmed rumors that the immortal Captain Lou Albano of WWF fame crashed the party. Our crack photographers did catch him there in all his glory. Was he telling the President to give the WWE one billion dollars in stimulus money?
 


"Mr. President, we wrestlers need some stimulus dough too!"