Obama Needs A Reality Czar and Taxpayer Czar

President Blank Check Obama, the Bankrupter-in-Chief, went to Green Bay, Wisconsin today for a town hall meeting to talk about  health care reform. With opposition mounting against a nationalized health care plan from such powerful lobbies as the Chamber of Commerce and the American Medical Association, Obama is trying to get the public on his side. Good luck. The only people who really want this system are the people who don't have any health care plan and who assume that they won't have to pay for it!

Obama now has about 21 Czars on his payroll.  He needs to appoint two more so he gets at least two voices of reason when he starts talking about spending more money that we do not have.

He needs to appoint a REALITY CZAR and a TAXPAYER CZAR. Why? I have a trillion reasons. The U.S. budget deficit for May was close to $190 billion as tax receipts dropped and spending increased. What a surprise. The budget deficit through the first eight months of the fiscal year is now $992 Billion. At this rate, it will approach $1.8 TRILLION.

There are many people who could fill these two czar positions. Many people on TV have been the unofficial Reality and Taxpayer Czars for several years now. Some of my favorite czar-in-waitings: Larry Kudlow and Rick Santelli from CNBC and Neil Cavuto, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, and Bill O'Reilly from FOX. Of course, Rush Limbaugh would do just fine. Art Laffer and Steve Moore, who frequently appear on CNBC and FOXNews, are two outspoken critics of government excess - they would also be perfect.

How would these two czars work? Real simple. Every time Obama talks about spending more money on an existing program or starting a new program like Crap and Trade or Health Care, the Reality Czar would jump up and say:

"Mr. President, where is the money going to come from? We are broke, remember. If we "PAYGO", what  programs will we cut? And you know there is no such thing as efficiencies in government."

The Taxpayer Czar would chime in:
 
"Mr President, you know you are not going to eliminate any programs to pay for this nonsense. Which taxpayer group are you going to screw now? We are already paying too much in taxes to the local, state and federal government. Just because you live the life of luxury on the taxpayer's dime and are set for life, the rest of us fools out in the real world can't afford to pay any more taxes. If so many of your liberal friends out there think this program is a good idea, tell them to send extra money voluntarily to the federal government when they pay their taxes on April 15."

                                                                                          
     
                                                                         Reality Czar           Taxpayer Czar



 

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