With the addtion of the new Pay Czar, the Obama administration has exceeded the number of czars from any previous administration. Our crack team of investigators has uncovered the following Open Czar Requistions in the Obama Administration:

Hope and Change Czar: This position will keep pounding the drums for hope while recommending programs for Obama to confiscate all the change we have left in our pockets.

Bankruptcy Czar: With GM and Chrylser now in the bankruptcy bin, this new czar will scour the nation for the next big company to bail out. One need look no further than the pathetic Washington Nationals baseball team. They are clearly in need of federal help.

Duct Tape Czar: This person's only job is to carry around a roll of duct tape and use it whenever Joe Biden starts speaking.

Travel Czar: This is a full time position to assist the Obama's with their various "date night" travels. The budget is $50 million for the rest of the year.

Deficit Czar: This czar will recalculate the federal deficit on an hourly basis.

Hubris and Spin Czar: This is a 24/7 job, now unofficially held by the Press Secretary John Gibbs. Because Mr. Gibbs is so overwhelmed in his current position, it requires a takeover of his duties and someone with brass balls to reiterate and spin all the nonsense Obama tells us on a daily basis.

Save and Create Czar: Perhaps the most important position of all. This person needs to find a way to convince the Amercan people that Obama has saved or created more than just the czar positions. This czar position will be eliminated when unemployment goes over 10% in a couple of months because no one will believe this save and create propaganda any more.

Teleprompter Czar: Another full-time post. WIth all the speeches Obama gives around the country, this postion requires the strategic placment of over 1,000 teleprompters throughout the country. So when the President jets off to give another speech about ruining the economy, there will always be a back-up teleprompter within ten minutes of his speaking engagement. One can never have enough teleprompters with this President's speaking pace.

Clown Car Czar: We already have a car czar. But we need someone to help develop the next "green" car that only clowns can squeeze into. Bozo the Clown has already accepted this post. He will be the only American willing to buy the car once it has been created. It will get 70 miles per gallon and only liberals who own Opels and Fiats will consider buying it.


                                                                                                

                                                           The Clown Car of the Future: $79,999* as shown. 

                                  *Price Does not Include 10% VAT tax or 8 % Cap and Trade Tax.  0% Financing over 12 years.