Nancy Pandemic Pelosi, the worst Speaker of the House in the history of the United States, flew to Iraq this week because she needed to cash in some of her frequent flyer miles. She traveled with an entourage of liberal Democrats who had hoped she would drop them off in Morocco for a little gambling.

The visit was not announced ahead of time because of security reasons. Anyone who thinks the enemy would waste its time on a friend of appeasement is deluding himself. Pelosi opined that the U.S. and Iraq need to improve their intelligence gathering in preparation for an American troop withdrawal. Gee, thanks Nancy, we thought you were going there to demand that we get out of Iraq on Monday!

There was no prepared statement from the Senate Majority Leader, Harry "The War is Lost" Reid. He choose to stay behind and work on his $6 billion train earmark. Hillary Clinton, the quiet Secretary of State, was nowhere to be found. Perhaps, she was home spying on Willy.

One can only hope that Nancy's next stop on her world tour will be to visit Ramalamadingdong in Iran. Then we can all feel safer knowing that Nancy, Barack, and Harry are all on the same appeasement page.


                                                                                                
                                                                                                
                                                                                             "Nancy, Don't Go, the War is Lost"