Another group of scientists has discovered that fat people contribute too much carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, which in turn causes global warming. This study puts another nail in the earth's coffin after it was discovered not long ago that there are too many cows farting methane gas into the atmosphere.




The solution is clear. Give these scientists something more important to study or, better yet, convert the world to a Vegen diet -- no meat, all veggies, so we will all get slimmer (and not breath as heavy) and the cows will only be needed for milk (less methane).

Wait a minute, what will happen to all the McDonalds, Wendys, Burger Kings, and Arbys that serve all this meat? The unemployment rate will go through the roof unless Obama can convince the displaced workers to work in green vegetable gardens. 

Each vegen/green job can replace each meat job and the planet will be saved. Only a liberal can come up with such an easy solution!


The Planet is Saved Again, Thanks to Obama's Quick Thinking