Obama is off to campaign for the Presidency of Europe. Meanwhile, the mobs of the unemployed are causing a stir wherever there is a camera. Did you notice that most of these gatherings are for people who rant against capitalism while looking for the state to create work?

Of course, what these dodos don't realize is that the state, even a socialist one like the United States, needs capitalism for its taxes. A new business has grown in the past few months to get the peasants' point across. A former employee of Loserpower Inc. has formed a company called www.rentarioter.com . For $8.00 an hour plus $10.00 per hour pension and vacation benefits you can rent a rioter (minimum pay is for 4 hours no matter how long the riot is).

To date it has been quite successful with the unemployment rate in Europe over 10%. Below is a scene from one of the staged events.

                                                                               
                                                                We riot 24/7: www.rentarioter.com