From the theatre of the absurd comes this classic global warming story. On Thursday, three global warming researchers were stranded in the North Pole by COLD weather. Expedition leader Pen Hadow e-mailed: "We're hungry, the cold is relentless, our sleeping bags are full of ice."
 
Where's Al Gore when you need him?   

                                                                              

Meanwhile, in Oslo, Achim Steiner, the head of some useless U.N. environmental agency, wants the world to "invest" $750 billiion on a  "Green New Deal" to revive the world economy and protect the environment. The U.N. urgently needs the money to "fight global warming" by "investing" in such boondoggles as energy efficient buildings, renewable energies, better transport, improved agriculture and measures to safeguard nature (fresh water, forests, coral reefs).

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Why doesn't Mr. Steiner just call up Bankrupt Blankcheck Obama for the full $750 billion? This green dream is right up his alley. He can add it to Crap and Trade and his Green Job movement.
                                       
                                                            
                                                                                                 
 

There is a rumor these 3 clowns freezing up in the North Pole were trying to find Santa Claus to see if he had $750 billion to spare.

                                                                                                        
                                                                                    "Where's Santa When We Really Need Him?"

Message to Pen and Achim--go freeze on your own dime. It gets cold in the winter and warm in the summer.
 
                                                                                            

Get over it.