The American public holds its breath before Bankrupt Blankcheck Obama struts on stage tonight to tell everybody what a joke his administration is. Topics such as his war on former terrorists, war on wealth, the number of tax cheats in his administration, and a "Where's Waldo (Tim Giethner) segment are sure to be discussed. Will Chris Tingle Matthews be there for support?

For the past few months Jay Leno, in his opening monologue, pokes fun at the economy by starting out his economy lines with:

"The economy is so bad that..............................(followed by a drum roll and, hopefully, a few laughs).

Here are some suggestions for Mr. Leno's monologue tonight:

"The economy is so bad that Jimmy Carter is thinking about making a comeback in 2012."

"The economy is so bad that Arnold Schwarzenegger is thinking about making another Terminator movie:
Terminator 2009: The Rise of the Printing Machines"

"The ecomony is so bad that Nancy Pelosi hitched a ride on Air Force One to get back to California today,"

"The economy is so bad that Chris Dodd and Barney Frank asked AIG for money."

"The economy is so bad that President Obama has put the Lincoln bedroom on Priceline to help fund the federal budget"

"The economy is so bad that ACORN is now asking for a bailout."

"The economy is so bad that President Obama is coming on later tonight to assure everyone we have enough printing presses to save the economy."

                                                                                           
   
After the session, Jay Leno will have a seance with the late, great Carnac the Magnificent. Carnac will be holding an envelope to his forehead. Carnac will announce the answer: "2012".

Jay Leno will say: "That's an easy one. The question is what year will Obama run for re-election?"

The great Carnac will mutter: " No you melon head, the question is:

                                                                             "What will the price of gold be next month?"