Obama's Solution to BDD, Budget Deficit Disorder
Bankrupt Obama responded to critics today that he is suffering from the liberal malady called BDD (BUDGET DEFICIT DISORDER), a not so rare disease on the Beltway. It is caused by a liberal zeal to spend trillions of dollars on useless programs while failing to sustain attention on any problem for more than one day.
He has gone on the offensive and taken Rambo Emanuel's advice that every crisis is an opportunity to waste more money. Our staff at Beltway Blowards has learned that on Monday he will create TWO new Cabinet level positions to help the government spend all these billions faster to save the victims in our society.
The two Cabiniet level positions will be called:
The Department of Organized Misery (DOOM)
The War on Wealth Department (WOW)
200 People from the 2 Departments Meet to Solve 1 Problem
Each department will have 700 members. Each day the Department of Organized Misery is to come up with a problem that is making a segment of the organized victim population miserable. MSNBC reports on these victim segments all the time. The liberalcrats in DOOM will present each problem along with a low estimate of the costs to fix it to WOW..
It is WOW's job to find the money by recommending a new tax on the wealthy.
Why are there 700 people in each department? The answer is a simple liberalcrat solution. There are 7 days in a week. The problems in our society require 24/7 monitoring. Each day a problem is presented by 100 people in the DOOM and solved by another 100 people in the WOW. Their job is OVER until the next week. These 200 people can then research or sleep until the next week while 200 different losercrats each day search for victims and taxes to solve all of society's problems. At the end of the year, 365 problems in America will be solved and only 2% of the people will pay for the solutions!
These two new departments are a liberal stroke of genius. It helps Obama's goal to "Save or Create" jobs (1,400 new government jobs created, not saved) while improving the plight in victim America. Bankrupt Blank Check Obama - Hail to The Enabler in Chief.
He has gone on the offensive and taken Rambo Emanuel's advice that every crisis is an opportunity to waste more money. Our staff at Beltway Blowards has learned that on Monday he will create TWO new Cabinet level positions to help the government spend all these billions faster to save the victims in our society.
The two Cabiniet level positions will be called:
The Department of Organized Misery (DOOM)
The War on Wealth Department (WOW)
200 People from the 2 Departments Meet to Solve 1 Problem
Each department will have 700 members. Each day the Department of Organized Misery is to come up with a problem that is making a segment of the organized victim population miserable. MSNBC reports on these victim segments all the time. The liberalcrats in DOOM will present each problem along with a low estimate of the costs to fix it to WOW..
It is WOW's job to find the money by recommending a new tax on the wealthy.
Why are there 700 people in each department? The answer is a simple liberalcrat solution. There are 7 days in a week. The problems in our society require 24/7 monitoring. Each day a problem is presented by 100 people in the DOOM and solved by another 100 people in the WOW. Their job is OVER until the next week. These 200 people can then research or sleep until the next week while 200 different losercrats each day search for victims and taxes to solve all of society's problems. At the end of the year, 365 problems in America will be solved and only 2% of the people will pay for the solutions!
These two new departments are a liberal stroke of genius. It helps Obama's goal to "Save or Create" jobs (1,400 new government jobs created, not saved) while improving the plight in victim America. Bankrupt Blank Check Obama - Hail to The Enabler in Chief.
How about a tax on stupidity in Washington? Wait a minute, we'd all go broke!
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Obama can't focus on anything. He will bankrupt the country by the end of his first 100 days.
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Obama is Jimmy Carter without the sweater. What a disaster. Half of the people I know who voted for him regret it now. C H A N G E -- that's all we'll have left in our wallets when he gets through screwing us.
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