Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the night
Taxpayers all worried about the economic blight
The crooks and traders on Wall Street had killed all their dreams
And the politicians bored us with all their promises and screams
The election with Obama and McCain made for an interesting summer
Too bad the star of the show was the common man, Joe the Plumber
We need presents from Santa with Dasher, Dancer, Comet, and Red Rudolph to thank
Then we wake up from a nightmare about those blowhards Dodd, Cox and Frank
Do not fret over the economy or unemployment, my dear friends
A Bailout a Day will save us, even if it makes such little sense
CHRISTMAS DAY is now near, MERRY CHRISTMAS to all of the nation
Thank goodness the Beltway Blowhards are now on vacation
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